I’m like the damn imaginary girlfriend your nerdy cousin always brags about, but you never see. I guess I am going to have to get the Captain in here and have him tell me how to do it….he’s such a nerd! Got a great ass though…..
All right, well, if there is anyone out there, please leave some feed back….Cuss all you want, I don’t care. If you’ve got any tips on how to post a fuckin’ picture on blog spot without using “Hello”, let me know……Please! I am begging you….for the love of Pete, and Jake, and Jason, and Dan, and Angelina…..oh, sorry, I’m feeling a little randy tonight (and yes, I was refering to Angelina Jolie – she’s fucking hot! I don’t care if you’re a chick or a dude, I know you secretly think the same damn thing. It’s OK, you don’t have to deny it with me). The Captain gave me the most wonderful “night cap” last night and I think I am still feeling the after effects…..HHHHHMMMM (I sigh with a grin).
I really did have a slamin’ picture of myself up there. It is shy, I guess – there was a hint of boobies in it. Not porn boobies, but MILF boobies none the less…..You know what MILF is don’t you? You don’t? Dude, I am soooo sorry because that means you haven’t seen “American Pie” and that is sad because it is a freaking hilarious movie!
I digress….when it gets past 9:30 PM, don’t most of us who are over 30?
Hell, I’ve got to go to bed. By the way, those of you who were worried about it; I got to fart finally. The shower was a lovely place for me to retreat with my gas – thanks for asking.