Kids are napping, ok well, Blondie is watching Spy Kids 3-D – with the glasses. I had them on for 15 minutes and now my head hurts! Before they fell asleep, the sound in here was more than I could take! You had snorting, coughing, sneezing, something that sounded like a dog licking it’s groin, and some very definite whimpering. Now the only thing I hear is the theme music form the movie and Blondie saying “Oh cool!”
The house looks like a tornado went through it – except for the kitchen. I swear I clean the house every hour or so. I think there are little gremlins that hide in the closets and when I leave the room, they throw everything back onto the floor! I know my laundry has orgies in the hamper at night while I sleep because there is just no other explanation for the amount of laundry I do. I wash and dry at least two loads A DAY! What’s up with that???
Bad mood – I am so freaking’ tired. Every time I close my eyes, Blondie says “Mom….Where is ….(insert own need here)…” or something of the sort. I have lost my cool twice already with him. I really need to sleep. Feel like a hermit. The blinds have been closed all day and it is so cold in here that my nose feels like it may just break off at any moment!
EEEWWWWW!!!! I was going to have some cottage cheese and peaches with my lunch and I opened the cottage cheese and it had gone bad! Have you ever smelled rotten cottage cheese? Believe me, you don’t want to. It was like rotten milk sitting on a pile of dead skunks and a sweaty ball sack or two (really, don’t ask me how I know what a sweaty ball sack smells like). I had some chocolate covered almonds instead. A good wholesome choice, I think.
So I feel like I am typing into a black hole. Does anyone really read this crap I am typing?
More later, I am sure…………
I am just a mom hanging out with her kiddies, trying to take a nap.